Youre a cunt kid,
You always were a cunt
and this makes you no different

we rode the moon and stuck
a white flag on mars but
the rainbow nodded disapprovingly

i tripped over maudlin
and the damn things kept barking
i tickled them and they shied away

youre a cunt kid,
you write like youre stealing something
you type like you were born to do it

you breathe like its important
you talk like you have the karma dragon in your mouth
you laugh at misfortune like youre god

this golden paper holds a few secrets
one is eternal youth
but i already know it

What ups your down?
What sinks when you look at it?
What drags your feet behind
And wears your shoes to a bloody pulp?

What feeds on duct tape?
What tickles that clits domain?
Why arent we all beautiful and elegant?
What makes right up and down left?

What stands center stage but utters gibberish?
What stands on the wreckage of the titanic and writes odes?
What defines the grand scheme and writes it down in a book?
What makes the rain fall upside down?

Youre a cunt kid
Born a cunt die a cunt eat sleep breathe shit
A cunt.

What is it that one does with their hands while kissing?
If she calls and i answer will i keep my insurance?
Does the grass grow greener on the other side
From all the horseshit thats over there?

Why does love hurt so good?
Why does icecream stop the brain?
Why does the velvet uptown always ride the green berets?

Whats eating jack?
Whats eating billy?
Whats eating alyssa?
Whats eating McEnroe?
Whats eating the left?
Whats eating the right?
Whats eating the constitutional convention?
Whats eating for breakfast?
Whats eating you?
Whats eating me?
Whats eating the deficit?
Whats eating the surplus?
Whats eating john lennon?
Whats eating charlie key?
Whats eating september?
Whats eating my pizza?
Whats eating the tourniquets off my ankles?
Whats eating the children?
Whats eating the parents?
Whats eating the flowers?
Whats eating them?

Dont forget what a cunt you are kid.